Via Electric Lit.
FNaF/WtNV crossover where the animatronics are hiding in the guard’s office, fearfully checking the cameras for Cecil who just wants to talk and hang out
the things i find on the internet
i didn’t know they could do this.
This actually made me fucking cry.
I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.
why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested
Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg
THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG
There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…
I just made a new friend
Even if I learned occlumency I wouldn’t be able to keep you out of my head.
See more Harry Potter pick up lines [here].
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming