politicsprose:

How Long Does It Take to Read Popular Books?

Going by the average reading rate of most adults (300 words per minute), Personal Creations mocked up this infographic to put some of literature’s most popular works into perspective.

Via Electric Lit.

daftalchemist:

FNaF/WtNV crossover where the animatronics are hiding in the guard’s office, fearfully checking the cameras for Cecil who just wants to talk and hang out

disgustinganimals:

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

i didn’t know they could do this.

(Source: vine.co)

therealdestructables:

phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

therealdestructables:

phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

(Source: trexjose)

(Source: pizza-fries)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

potterlovermore:

Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg

THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG

There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…

SHE DID

I just made a new friend

peppermintdickgrayson:

I wanna know how this story plays out.

(Source: suckmydick-grayson)

percychekov:

#is this what the westboro baptist church sees 
nerd-flirt:

Even if I learned occlumency I wouldn’t be able to keep you out of my head.
See more Harry Potter pick up lines [here].

nerd-flirt:

Even if I learned occlumency I wouldn’t be able to keep you out of my head.

See more Harry Potter pick up lines [here].

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming